just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize
