What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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