what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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