I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
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Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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