Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
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we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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