Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
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I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
You don't make any sense
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