i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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