and you said cock pushups were impossible
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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