Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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