Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(845): View more from New York

I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.

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(727): View more from Florida

Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.

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(954): View more from Florida

I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm

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(913): View more from Kansas

Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.

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(716): View more from New York

The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast

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(408): View more from California

Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.

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I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.

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(406): View more from Montana

He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched

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