Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
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Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
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Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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