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• (520): View more from Arizona

  But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.

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• (323): View more from California

  may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.

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  First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.

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  i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews

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• (661): View more from California

  fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.

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• (914): View more from New York

  I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.

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• (518): View more from New York

  I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just want to like rub my face on his abs

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  I need help

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• (408): View more from California

  I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.

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