Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
only you would photoshop your dick
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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