why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I believe in your delicious
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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