i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
