I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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