Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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