She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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