i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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