Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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