I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I am spending my child support on dildos
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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