It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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