Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
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New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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