Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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