There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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