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i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
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My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
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i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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