I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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