My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Randomize
