this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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