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  (209): View more from California

  dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity

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  nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all

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  (209): dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity (1-209): nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all http://tfl.nu/t93h
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  (408): View more from California

  hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner

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  if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends

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  (408): hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner (1-408): if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends http://tfl.nu/qgda
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  (410): View more from Maryland

  I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.

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  (410): I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot. http://tfl.nu/03m3
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  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?

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  (405): also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format? http://tfl.nu/009x
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  (336): View more from North Carolina

  i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance

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  (336): i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance http://tfl.nu/wpko
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  (682): View more from Texas

  While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.

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  (682): While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird. http://tfl.nu/l3im
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  (802): View more from Vermont

  She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.

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  (802): She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up. http://tfl.nu/8mdh
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  (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked

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  (902): I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked http://tfl.nu/oens
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  (612): View more from Minnesota

  The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question

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  (612): The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question http://tfl.nu/cvyj
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  (903): View more from Texas

  I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone

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  (903): I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone http://tfl.nu/vw3h
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  (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.

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  (403): My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices. http://tfl.nu/r9jz
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  (469): View more from Texas

  One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism

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  (469): One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism http://tfl.nu/54iy
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  (614): View more from Ohio

  My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.

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  (614): My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep. http://tfl.nu/ua0k
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  (513): View more from Ohio

  FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.

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  (513): FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy. http://tfl.nu/7k1b
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  (954): View more from Florida

  I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.

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  (954): I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume. http://tfl.nu/djyj
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