Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I don't think brook has ever known best
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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