Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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