maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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