susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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