from now on my penis is your penis
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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