You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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