i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
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How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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