Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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