I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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