well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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