Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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