OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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