I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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