what if every blade of grass was a penis?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Alive.
So much puke
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
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