ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
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he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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