Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
