I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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