they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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