So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
His nipple licking is glorious
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