Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Randomize
