Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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