Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
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