How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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