At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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