ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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