Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
and i looked up. we had an audience...
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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